Change the Way You Think About Your Sex Life
Simon & Schuster

Thank you, Rachel Hills, on behalf of all peni and vaginae in the world. As a person who believes that sexual impulse and behavior comes not from DNA but from the light aura that surrounds DNA, you have written your way into a landscape of brilliant proportions. May each word in this book shine more light on a subject that will use it for the greater good, and happiness, of all.

P.S. Pluralizing the words “penis” and “vagina” without using an s was fun.