Someone Will Always Think You’re An Asshole
J. A. Westenberg 🌈

The asshole is so sorry that it is the body part chosen to represent people who are cruel, thoughtless, and who allow dreck and germs to spill in places that are inappropriate. It is so functional on the practical level! The “hole” of the “ass” is as necessary as the mouth, which goes about its business in mostly blissful ignorance yet, in cooperation with the brain, makes “asshole” people into the very people we call “assholes.”

The appendix — an irritating bit of a useless organ — is smiling.