Trump Says Being President Is “Too Hard” And That “People Are Really Mean To Me”
Allan Ishac

There’s this:

Then there’s this (and I’m really, really sorry):

Start spreadin’ your spews, he’s leavin’ today
He wants to be a snark in it, New Fork, New Pork
These $900 shoes are longing to stray
Right through his very home of it, New Pork, New Fork

He wants to wake up in a city that isn’t cheap
And find he’s king of the kill, top of the *bleep*

His D.C. town blues are melting away
He’ll make a brand new start of it, with “Careless Bork” (
If he can “make it” there, he’ll “make it” anywhere
It’s up to you , Mindy and Mork

The lovely song, “New York” was written by Adolph Green, Betty Comden, Leonard Bernstein • Copyright © Warner/Chappell Music, Inc. And I am very sorry for using it as a “Trumpoon” anthem.

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