Michael MasonSmartphone Scrolling Competition at 2024 Summer OlympicsBF: Welcome to the 2024 Summer Olympics in Paris, France! I’m Bob Fitts and with me is Shirley Swiffer we are excited to introduce a new…Jun 15Jun 15
Michael MasonA Visit to an IVF Daycare CenterWelcome to the Justice Tom Parker In Vitro Fertilization Daycare Center! You’re from the Alabama Birmingham News, right?Feb 29Feb 29
Michael MasonDisney to Build Prison Theme Park to Counter Gov. DeSantis Threat of Real Prison Near Disney WorldDisney to Build Prison Theme Park to Counter Gov. DeSantis Threat of Real Prison Near Disney WorldJun 4, 2023Jun 4, 2023
Michael MasonMerrick Garland and Donald Trump on the School PlaygroundTrump: Hey dipshit, come over here so I can whip your ass.Nov 20, 2022Nov 20, 2022
Michael MasonWhite House Valet Reveals Stunning Revelations of Trump’s “Strange Fetishes” in New BookThe Washington Post has obtained an advance copy of an unpublished manuscript written by former President Trump’s personal valet and…Oct 21, 2022Oct 21, 2022
Michael MasonTake the Trump Quiz!Hey folks, think you are a loyal Trump fan? Have you been to the rallies and taunted the media and Hillary Clinton (“Lock her up.” Yo!)…Sep 25, 2022Sep 25, 2022
Michael MasonJOB ANNOUNCEMENT: Special MasterJOB ANNOUNCEMENT: Special MasterSep 11, 2022Sep 11, 2022
Michael MasonFBI Releases Partial Inventory of Documents Found at Mar-A-LagoThe FBI has provided the following partial list of documents found at President Trump’s estate at Mar-A- Lago:Aug 28, 2022Aug 28, 2022
Michael MasonRainy Day Shooters #10 and #56 (with apologies to Bob Dylan)Well, they’ll shoot ya when you’re trying to be so good They’ll shoot ya just a-like they said they would They’ll shoot ya when you’re…May 21, 20221May 21, 20221
Michael MasonFormer President Trump’s Complete Daily Diary on January 6th Insurrection Leaked to MediaThe New York Times posted today the complete daily diary of President Trump for January 6th including the President’s calls and whereabouts…May 19, 2022May 19, 2022
