How Soon Before I Meet Your Dog?
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Including pics of their pet in a profile is always a ‘yooge’ red flag for me. And it’s never a good start when someone’s idea of a ‘best friend’ is a 4-legged critter, that has been bred for the purpose, and can’t talk or ever complain!

Though if their pets could talk, they’d probably say something more along the lines of “geez, you should see the kinda stuff she makes me do…?!” ;-D

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