So, by this logic, Hillary Clinton was a pretty damn successful presidential candidate.
William Michael
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Congratulations, you’ve discovered that the logic of professional sports doesn’t necessarily apply to political races. Do you want a silver medal?

(Why are millennials supposedly the participation trophy generation, anyway? Kids don’t decide what awards to hand out, and know when they’re being patronized. Those trophies are for the Baby Boomer parents who can’t bear to think that their kid wasn’t a winner.)