Voyeur Getting Restless, Taps on Window

Bruce D’Elessio, 38, tired of waiting, has resorted to knocking on the living-room window of Caterina Ming, 23. It’s the third time this week that the recent college grad has been late for her evening activity of journaling.
 
“Apparently she doesn’t give a shit that it took me multiple nights to find the perfect angle between her curtains,” an annoyed D’Elessio remarked, stretching the cramp out of his legs.

This reporter suggested he use his knuckles instead, and that she was probably going to cautiously enter her living room any second.
 
But that’s not enough for the now-departing Bruce. The self-made heir went on to refute the assumption that he’d return tomorrow night. “The fire escape tore my $8,000 suit, I’ve already been in the apartment, and Mother is going to be so mad when she sees how bad my suit is torn! Oh my God! What am I going to do-”

In the ensuing twenty minute panic attack he experienced there was still no sighting of Caterina.

“At this point I feel like I’m wasting my time,” whispered a now-calm D’Elessio, looking up at the moon.

“And I have my… appetites.”
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Update, August 12th: Attempts made to follow up with Bruce instead reached Catherine D’Elessio, who still hadn’t decided when her son would get out of being grounded.