Matt HusserinSlackjawDear Lord, Please Deliver Steven Seagal Unto Our Holy ArmyThe Holy War is surely lost unless Master Seagal teaches us the Dim Mak Death Touch.Nov 13, 2019Nov 13, 2019
Matt HusserinSlackjawWelcome To Punk Rock Gymboree You Little Pukes, Who’s Ready To MoshMy name is Ratface Hector and I’ll be guiding you through orientation.Sep 13, 20192Sep 13, 20192
Matt HusserinSlackjawHobbs and Shaw Compare Emotional Scars‘Hobbs and Shaw’ raced to the box office this summer, but one bewildering scene was left on the cutting room floor.Sep 1, 2019Sep 1, 2019
Matt HusserIn Pursuit of Sea Turtles in Savai’iFinding contentment in the company of sea turtles in the far flung reaches of the Pacific.Aug 26, 2019Aug 26, 2019
Matt HusserinSlackjawNeil deGrasse Tyson Here, Cornering You To Explain Why OrangeTheory Is More of an OrangeHypothesisI’ll not allow you to cleanse your epidermal veneer until I’ve rectified this gross scientific malpractice. You’re welcome.Aug 22, 2019Aug 22, 2019
Matt HusserBaseball’s 24th Perfect Game Was Nearly Achieved By An Unlikely HeroOn the warm Seattle evening of July 19, murmurs began to surface about one of baseball’s highest singular achievements — The Perfect Game…Jul 22, 2019Jul 22, 2019
