Matt Mortimer

Aug 17, 2020

Amazon Chooses Mordor As Location for New Headquarters

Ash Valley, Mordor — After months of speculation, Amazon founder and CEO Jeff Bezos, has officially announced Ash Valley, Mordor as the location for its highly anticipated Amazon “HQ2”. The dark-horse Middle-earth area unexpectedly beat out favorite contenders including Atlanta, Denver and Chicago. …

Satire

1 min read

May 19, 2020

Things we are doing to ensure you can still responsibly celebrate “Drinko de Mayo” at Señor Frogs.

If there’s one thing we love as much as fun here at Señor Frogs, it’s the safety of our customers. That’s why we’re taking extra precautions and making some minor changes to our Cinco de Mayo celebrations to ensure this year’s Drinko De Mayo can responsibly go ahead in light…

Covid 19

2 min read

Advertising creative, copywriting background. If I’m sharing something new here, it’s probably because I’m making 3rd round revisions to organic social posts.

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