6 Red Flags You Have a Toxic College Roommate

Matt Ryan Allen
2 min readMar 17, 2023

College life is full of surprises, and getting a roommate can be one of the biggest challenges. You never know who you’ll be sharing your living space with, and sometimes you might end up with a toxic roommate. To help you navigate this tricky situation, we’ve compiled a list of 6 red flags that indicate you may be living with a less-than-ideal college roommate.

Let’s dive in!

  1. Party Pooper Alert — If your roommate has a habit of pooping themselves at parties, it’s a cause for concern. While it could be a medical issue like irritable bowel syndrome, it’s more likely a result of excessive alcohol consumption. This behavior not only puts a damper on the party but can also lead to uncomfortable situations and potential damage to your reputation on campus.
  2. The Nutty Drama Queen — Is your roommate constantly telling dramatic stories about almost being murdered by almonds, peanuts, or cashews? While food allergies are no joke, over-exaggeration and attention-seeking through life-threatening situations might indicate that your roommate thrives on drama and may create a toxic living environment.
  3. Anatomical Ignorance — If your roommate genuinely believes that the heart is located in a person’s stomach, it’s a red flag that they might lack common sense and critical thinking skills. This kind of…

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Matt Ryan Allen

Matt R. Allen is a screenwriter, producer and amateur futurist living in Los Angeles. He's best known for the comedies, Four Christmases and Block Party..