Disney World Leaves Florida For Georgia

Orlando, FL — In a stunning move, the Walt Disney Company has announced that it will be relocating Disney World from Orlando, Florida to a new 1000-acre parcel of land outside Atlanta, Georgia. The groundbreaking ceremony is scheduled for August 2023.

While some Disney fans are excited about the change, others are expressing concern over the move. Many are speculating that the decision was made in reaction to Florida Governor Ron DeSantis’ recent frustration with Disney’s policies, particularly its mask mandates and vaccine requirements. However, Disney executives have declined to comment on these rumors.

The new park in Atlanta will reportedly feature many of the same beloved attractions and characters as the current Disney World, but with a few new additions tailored to the Atlanta area. For example, visitors can look forward to a new “Gone with the Wind” ride, a “Coca-Cola World” exhibit, and an “Atlanta Braves” baseball experience.

“We’re thrilled to be bringing the magic of Disney to Atlanta,” said a Disney spokesperson. “We believe this move will allow us to better serve our fans in the Southeast and create a new, exciting experience for visitors from…