Does Aaron Rodgers Suffer From Micro-Penis?

A sad and Defensive Rogers — AI image

In the high-stakes world of professional football, there’s no player quite as pathetic and low IQ as Aaron Rodgers. Known for his impressive-ish arm and an even less impressive collection of pre-game rituals, Rodgers has become a topic of fascination both on and off the field.

Contrary to popular belief, Rodger’s unique running style, often described as a cross between a gallop and a…