Scientists Determine Trump To Be A Cheeto

In a strange turn of events, former President Donald Trump has undergone a dramatic transformation. Known for his unique orange-tinted skin, the former leader has recently experienced a bizarre affliction that has left him looking like a Cheeto cheese puff.

Sources close to Trump reveal that the transformation occurred during his regular golf game, where his skin began to harden and flake off, leaving him looking like a powdery orange puff. Doctors are at a loss as to the cause of this condition, and Trump has been unable to return to his normal routine of golfing and tweeting.

The condition has left the people in his camp in shock and disbelief, with many wondering what could have caused such a transformation. Some speculate that it could be a curse or a result of some kind of magical spell, while others point to Trump’s affinity for fast food and sugary snacks as a possible cause.

Despite his new appearance, Trump remains optimistic and has even embraced his new look, going so far as to joke about it on his social media accounts. However, many of his former supporters are concerned that this transformation could be a sign of something more sinister, and are calling for a deeper investigation into the matter.

As for Trump, he remains defiant, stating that he will continue to fight for what he believes in, even in his new Cheeto form. Whether or not he will be able to return to his previous form remains to be seen, but one thing is certain: the people of Florida will never forget the day their former President turned into a Cheeto cheese puff.