Woman Returns “Ugly” Baby To Hospital

Matt Ryan Allen
2 min readFeb 18, 2023

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In a surprising turn of events, a young mother by the name of Natalie James recently decided to return her newborn baby she had recently delivered at a local Los Angeles Hospital. Her reason for doing so has left the nurses in shock.

According to reports, James returned the baby to the hospital after possessing it for less than 72 hours, claiming that it was “ugly”. James expressed that she could not bring herself to name the baby, let alone bring it into her home due to its unattractive appearance.

The doctors and nurses were taken aback by James’ reasoning for returning the doll, as they had never before encountered a patient who returned a product for this particular reason. It is important to note that this particular Los Angeles Hospital prides itself on providing high-quality babies to its patients.

James’ decision to return the ugly baby has raised concerns about the expectations placed on babies and the pressure placed on young children to conform to societal beauty standards. Additionally, it raises questions about consumer behavior and how the perception of a child’s appearance can impact decisions.

The Los Angeles Hospital has expressed their willingness to accept the return of the baby and has promised to provide James with a full refund for it’s birth. The hospital also remains committed to providing quality babies and customer satisfaction to all of its patrons.

The recent decision by Natalie James to return her baby due to its perceived ugliness has sparked conversations about the societal expectations placed on toys and the impact of appearance on consumer behavior.

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Matt Ryan Allen

Matt R. Allen is a screenwriter, producer and amateur futurist living in Los Angeles. He's best known for the comedies, Four Christmases and Block Party..