JD Vance Couch Memes — Part 2

Matt and Pumpkin's Blog
5 min readAug 10, 2024

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Here are a few more of the memes that have been going viral on the internet recently after allegations came out that Donald Trump’s pick for Vice President, the very weird JD Vance, had sex with a couch.

JD Vance Couch Editorial Cartoon
JD Vance Couch Editorial Cartoon
JD Vance Couch New Yorker-Style Cartoon
JD Vance Couch New Yorker-Style Cartoon
JD Vance Gently Used Couches
JD Vance Gently Used Couches
JD Vance Rick James Fuck Your Couch Meme
JD Vance Rick James Fuck Your Couch Meme
JD Vance American Pie Couch Meme
JD Vance American Pie Couch Meme
JD Vance Snoop Dogg Olympics Couch Meme
JD Vance Snoop Dogg Olympics Couch Meme
JD Vance Couch Friends
JD Vance Couch Friends
JD Vance Couch John Birch Society Domestic Violence
JD Vance Couch John Birch Society Domestic Violence
JD Vance Couch Pullout Method
JD Vance Couch Pullout Method

Vance has suspiciously been holding his rallies near couch and sofa stores:

JD Vance Rally Couch Store
JD Vance Rally Couch Store

Vance is hiding the evidence in Hillbilly Elegy

JD Vance Couch Hillbilly Elegy
JD Vance Couch Hillbilly Elegy

Even the NYC Sanitation Department is dunking on J.D. Vance:

JD Vance Couch Love NYC Sanitation
JD Vance Couch Love NYC Sanitation

Meanwhile JD Vance spent his time on the campaign trail attacking Jennifer Aniston because she was unable to have children: Jennifer Aniston Opens Up About IVF and Fertility Struggles.

JD Vance Couch Jennifer Aniston Friends
JD Vance Couch Jennifer Aniston Friends
JD Vance Couch Dog
JD Vance Couch Dog
JD Vance Sleep Couch No Respect
JD Vance Sleep Couch No Respect
JD Vance Couch Recliner
JD Vance Couch Recliner
JD Vance Couch Reply
JD Vance Couch Reply
JD Vance Couch To Catch a Predator
JD Vance Couch To Catch a Predator
JD Vance Couch Fundraising E-mail
JD Vance Couch Fundraising E-mail

J.D. Vance joined TikTok, and for his first post he surrounded himself with white couches. People in the comments section noticed.

JD Vance Couch TikTok
JD Vance Couch TikTok

He was also really acted really weird during the interview for that TikTok. Surrounding himself with cases of alcohol while putting his hand near his junk and spreading his legs as wide as possible on the couch.

JD Vance Couch Weird Sitting
JD Vance Couch Weird Sitting

It should be unsurprising that searches for “JD Vance Couch” went through the roof, far surpassing searches for “Trump Campaign”.

JD Vance Couch Trump Campaign Google Trends
JD Vance Couch Trump Campaign Google Trends

The couch story isn’t the only JD Vance since story that makes him look like a weird pervert a sick freak who hates everyone.

JD Vance Weird News Headlines Couch Dolphin
JD Vance Weird News Headlines Couch Dolphin

The media has done their best to diffuse the story.

JD Vance Couch News Media
JD Vance Couch News Media
JD Vance Couch NYT New York Times
JD Vance Couch NYT New York Times

Though they can’t hide the truth forever.

JD Vance Couch Wife Interview Eyeline
JD Vance Couch Wife Interview Eyeline
JD Vance Couch AP Fact Check
JD Vance Couch AP Fact Check

Even with RFK Jr. trying to steal the spotlight.

JD Vance Couch Weird RFK Jr.
JD Vance Couch Weird RFK Jr.
JD Vance Couch Weird RFK Jr. Bear
JD Vance Couch Weird RFK Jr. Bear

Here are what people on Twitter and Bluesky are saying about JD Vance’s couch fetish.

JD Vance Couch Wayfair Sex
JD Vance Couch Wayfair Sex
JD Vance Couch Trump Porn Star RFK Jr. Bear Weird Weirdos Meme
JD Vance Couch Trump Porn Star RFK Jr. Bear Weird Weirdos Meme
DNC 2024 Couch Fuckers
DNC 2024 Couch Fuckers
JD Vance Couch Adam Eve
JD Vance Couch Adam Eve
JD Vance Couch Consent Sexual Assault
JD Vance Couch Consent Sexual Assault
JD Vance Couch Dog Humping Cushions
JD Vance Couch Dog Humping Cushions
JD Vance Couch Iowa Diner
JD Vance Couch Iowa Diner
JD Vance Couch Open Marriage
JD Vance Couch Open Marriage
JD Vance Couch Fucker
JD Vance Couch Fucker
JD Vance Couch Simpsons
JD Vance Couch Simpsons

Meanwhile Democrats have a veteran, school teacher, coach, Governor, and all around normal guy Tim Walz as their nominee for Vice President.

JD Vance Tim Walz Coach Couch
JD Vance Tim Walz Coach Couch
JD Vance Tim Walz Tweet Creepy Weird
JD Vance Tim Walz Tweet Creepy Weird
Tim Walz JD Vance Get off the couch
Tim Walz JD Vance Get off the couch

You can find more JD Vance couch memes here: JD Vance Couch Memes — Part 1

If you’d like to help make sure JD Vance never gets anywhere near the White House couches, you can help to defeat his campaign here: Donate to Help Kamala Harris Win the Swing States in 2024

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