Why do conservatives complain about liberals calling everything racist when they call everything immoral?

Conservatives especially traditionalists favorite past time is to call everything and everyone they don’t like immoral. So without further ado here is a list of things conservatives deem immoral/sinful/degenerate:

  • Atheists (remember you can only be moral if you believe in god)
  • being gay
  • being transgender
  • pornography
  • tattoos
  • smoking
  • drugs
  • divorce
  • nudity
  • sex before marriage
  • not getting married
  • getting married but not having children
  • gambling
  • rap music
  • baggy clothes
  • profanities
  • any non formal clothes
  • nose piercings
  • earrings on men
  • violence/nudity/obscene language in movies,television shows, newspapers,magazines,the internet, video games
  • the majority of video games,t.v shows, movies
  • eating too much junk food
  • men having long hair
  • casual sex
  • drinking too much alcohol
  • spending too much time on the internet
  • spending too much time on smart phones
  • reality television shows
  • pride parades
  • alcohol
  • not showering everyday
  • materialism
  • consumerism
  • hedonism
  • talking back to your parents
  • talking back to your teachers
  • disrespecting authority figures
  • disrespecting your elders
  • not standing for the national anthem
  • birth control
  • a society without gender roles
  • no uniforms in schools
  • not respecting the dress code at school or in the workplace

God sure does put a lot of immoral people on this planet I’m I right? Almost all of these things they say goes against god’s values (I just wish slavery, ethnic cleansing and genocide were against god’s values I’m I right?) That’s right where being an atheist is immoral but burning one at the cross is not. Conservatives will complain that people only mention the bad things about religion(unless it’s Islam of course) and never the good things (LoL) and how they don’t understand why people hate the church so much. Well here’s why I get told how immoral and terrible I am because of the things I’ve listed above and that the solution is to get my morals from the church. So of course before I agree to this I’m going to check it out to see if the church has morals. So let’s see:

  • The church has burned people alive at the cross( First degree murder)
  • Lobbied government officials with billions of dollars to advance it’s agenda(Bribery)
  • Pay’s nothing in taxes(Tax evasion)
  • molested children(pedophilla)
  • Supported obscenity laws and blasphemy laws and burned atheists at the stake(censorship and first degree murder)
  • countless acts of child abuse
  • stolen money from the collection plate (theft)
  • Aiding and a betting
  • lied to the police
  • lied under oath in a court of law (you mean even after swearing on the bible? Also known as perjury)
  • Countless acts of Adultery
  • getting rid of evidence
  • fascism
  • boycotting and trying to shut down several businesses
  • tried to end peoples careers who have different moral standards than them
  • seized people’s assets who sold obscene or immoral materials
  • suing people who yet again don’t have the morals of the church

Lesson here folks the most immoral thing you can do is put the church in charge of morals in your community