Matthew B. HareElon Musk Isn’t HumanElon Musk killed Twitter because he’s not a human being, which means he was never really the target demographic. Because he’s not human, he…Apr 22, 2023Apr 22, 2023
Matthew B. HareCOMIC: Pretty Little EchoesBrian Wolf is a comic illustrator, game designer, and Tiny Sword blacksmith. He sometimes does a comic about roller derby magical girls…Oct 19, 2016Oct 19, 2016
Matthew B. HareYour Heart Novel GrowsThe panic set in several weeks and ten queries ago. I began to recognize the signs when the notifications popped on my iPhone: “Dear…Oct 16, 2016Oct 16, 2016
Matthew B. HareREVIEW: Harry Potter and the Philosopher’s StoneBeing a millennial who hasn’t read the Harry Potter series is surreal, to say the least. The characters (Hagrid, Harry, Hermione, Hobbel…Oct 14, 20161Oct 14, 20161
Matthew B. HareThat Jack O’Lantern, HorrorHalloween is one of the few holidays honoring a specific emotion. Beneath the jangling plastic skeletons, the carved pumpkins, the candy…Oct 4, 2016Oct 4, 2016
Matthew B. HareDonald Trump is American As Hell (God Help Us All)Trump has rented an apartment in my mind. He spends most of his time screaming at imaginary monsters, banging pots against the walls…Sep 19, 2016Sep 19, 2016
Matthew B. HareinBullshit.ISTDank Memes In Vanilla CityBeing Dead Tends To Limit One’s Mobility.Sep 7, 2016Sep 7, 2016
Matthew B. HareinZEALDigital Dead Monster Museum[This essay was funded through Patreon under the ZEAL project. ZEAL aims to provide high quality criticism of rarely discussed games and…Aug 8, 2016Aug 8, 2016
