Let the record show: This naïve question was asked by my wife on Friday, November 3, 2023. — “Can’t you just have olive juice?” my wife asked me plainly. I studied her face for a moment to see if she was kidding. She wasn’t. “Um, no. I can’t,” I replied, through clenched teeth, understandably irritated. My wife, Beth, is an amazing woman. I am lucky to have her…