Matthew CarriganTop 8 Ways to Run Out the Clock at CostcoIt was 8:38 am, and I was just pulling away from my house. I was at a crossroads; either I could drive a little faster than usual and…Mar 19, 2019Mar 19, 2019
Matthew CarriganA Case for HandsWhen your appendix becomes inflamed, a doctor can yank it out with relative ease. You may have some balance issues down the line if you…May 25, 2018May 25, 2018
Matthew CarriganIKEA Trysil Wardrobe: 0/5 Stars“What do you think is the best way to do this? Do you think it’s going to fit?”Mar 24, 20181Mar 24, 20181
Matthew CarriganAnteater vs. Aardvark: A Duel of the AgesHave you ever looked at a tangerine and wondered: how is this different from a nectarine? Is there a difference? Do grocery stores emit a…Mar 3, 2018Mar 3, 2018
Matthew CarriganPatriots Vs. Eagles: An Inevitable Disaster for AmericaIf you consider yourself a true, patriotic American, then you should not watch the Superbowl tonight.Feb 4, 2018Feb 4, 2018
Matthew CarriganThe True Antagonist of Super Mario 3D WorldRarely do we encounter a TV show or movie character that challenges the superlatives we naturally internalize throughout our lives. Could…Dec 27, 2017Dec 27, 2017
Matthew CarriganGatorade Has Been Trolling You for Years“Hey, great game guys! Why don’t you sit down and have a nice cold cup of Gatorade. After all, you need your electrolytes!”Jul 22, 20171Jul 22, 20171
Matthew CarriganA Reluctantly Open and Trend-Following Letter to The Nintendo President, or Whichever Executive…I really didn’t want to do this, but you left me no choice. It’s incredibly demeaning to be writing an open letter. To me, open letters are…Apr 28, 2017Apr 28, 2017
Matthew CarriganHarry Potter and the Cursed Child: A Biased and Incomplete ReviewHarry Potter: The Cursed Child was a great idea on paper. It’s the story that loyal fans always wanted — Harry, Ron and Hermione are all…Apr 6, 2017Apr 6, 2017