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Matthew Barge
May 17, 2017

Water Wisdom from Waterworld (1995)

Boys, things are getting real! It’s level 4 water restrictions in Cape Town now! I don’t even know what level they go up to, but I think it’s like a reverse amazon score, where 5 is the worst! Our water is basically averaging 2 stars, which is about the same as 1995…

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Matthew Barge
May 10, 2017

A Late Guardians of the Galaxy 2 Review

I am so sorry this review is late, but the director of Guardians of the Space:2 did not…

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Matthew Barge
May 1, 2017

I DID NOT GO TO AFRIKABURN: A Survivors Tale

As a white Capetonian it pains me to say this, but I did not go to Afrikaburn. As unlikely as it seems, I did not attend this years ‘burn. That’s right, I didn’t go “home” to the desert, I remained in the “default world”. It was bound to be quite a…

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