Matthew Donnellon

“Thank you,” I said. He may be a cold-blooded killer, but a fan’s a fan.

…ombies, without benefit of firearms, in less time than it would have Lauren and I do take down two. He was a maestro conducting a symphony of savage butchery. Where we wasted time hacking at arms and shoulders, he calmly placed killing strokes into their hea…

May the Force be with You.

…ke some plays on the move and usually finds one good drive a half, but that just doesn’t cut it for a team with a Super Bowl defense and an Idaho Potatoes Bowl quarterback.

I pulled over to give my belly a rest from jiggling. Do they sell like a giant single cup sports bra for men? I was wheezing, about to chuck up a rib when an ice cream truck rolled over, playing one of those j…