posted April 20, 2018

An Open Letter to People with Narcolepsy

much of the following is satire

At one point as an undergraduate I wanted to double major.

I was at Brooklyn College for a BFA and a professor named Christopher Barnes taught a required course in…

It’s an evaluation of the big picture. It omits the bulk of the little pictures that go into making up our lives. While there’s truth in an accurate resumé, it doesn’t really tell you much about a person.

Sometime in 2006 or 2007 I worked the box office for a SummerStage show in Central Park. I don’t remember the headliner, but they must have been popular because the guest list was enormous and packed with celebrities. It was such an unusually large list that the promoter created…