Matt HyamsI’ll decide when I’ve eaten enough dried mangoLook, I don’t need people telling me when enough is enough. I’m an adult. I make my own decisions. And one of those decisions is how much…Jun 30, 2023Jun 30, 2023
Matt HyamsLooking For A Partner In CrimeWhoa! I can’t believe I’m putting myself out here like this. I’ve never online dated, but I feel ready to get out there and meet someone…Mar 9, 2022Mar 9, 2022
Matt HyamsThe Birds n the Bees Talk in 2050Son, I know this is awkward, but I think it’s about time we had a talk. Yes, it’s the dreaded birds and bees talk. Look, I don’t need to…Aug 25, 2017Aug 25, 2017
Matt HyamsinReedsyIn LimboYou work at an airport and notice the same person waiting in “arrivals” every week. Each time, they leave alone. One day you muster the…Aug 18, 20171Aug 18, 20171
Matt HyamsDear Consumers, We’re Not Just For Your Anus AnymoreWe know how you think of us. We know what we’ve been to you and what we are. We’re here today to tell you we can be so much more for you…Apr 20, 2017Apr 20, 2017
Matt HyamsThe Accountant’s Guide to a Happy LifeMy clients come in, they say they want to buy a house in the country. I ask them, “How many times do you think you’re going to go to this…Apr 20, 2017Apr 20, 2017
Matt HyamsHello, I’ll be your waiter this evening.Before we get started, have you been here before? Do you know how it works here?Aug 12, 2016Aug 12, 2016
Matt HyamsI’m in love with the next Bachelorette, whoever she isPeople say when you know you know. And I stand here to tell you, the world, that I know. What do I know? I know that I am 100% completely…Aug 4, 2016Aug 4, 2016
