Say nothing. Do nothing. Be nothing.

Here’s a piece of advice, kids. Don’t bother. Seriously. You can spend the rest of your life trying to change the world but you can also throw away all of your opinions, dreams and passions and become nothing.

Becoming nothing is easy. You’ll blend into a crowd of nothingness and nobody will ever notice you. You can do whatever you want and nobody will know. You can say what you want and nobody will care. Every day will mean nothing and you won’t care. Because you’re a number. Nothing more. You are free. You are nothing.

You’ll never be judged, laughed at or disrespected. No, no. You will sleep soundly. You are nothing. And you will always be nothing. But being nothing, saying nothing and being nothing is comfortable. You won’t have any fears, doubts or pain. You’ll never lie awake all night wondering how you can make a difference, how you can change the world or why people don’t ‘get’ you. You’ll never look at yourself in the mirror and hate yourself for being different, passionate or creative. Seriously, say nothing, do nothing and be nothing. It’s a lot easier.

If there are people around you that think otherwise, remember, they are abnormal. They are weird. They are the ones that will try to disrupt your comfortable world of nothing. They don’t want you to do nothing. They want you to do something. They think they can change the world. The freaks! Fuck that.

If you ever come across these people, ignore them. Ignore them until they give in and become one of you. If ignoring them doesn’t work, treat them like they are nothing. Make them feel like they are nothing. Make them feel like their only option is to become nothing. Keep this up and they may just become one of you in your world of nothingness where nothing happens, nothing changes and nothing exists.

Never forget, you are nothing. Tell yourself every…single…day. Look in the mirror and tell yourself that are nothing and you are lucky. Scream it out loud. And be proud that you can say nothing, do nothing and be nothing. And be proud that you will always be nothing.

Just sit back, watch your life go by and ride a tidal wave of nothing. You don’t need to do anything. Fuck. That. Shit.

When you have nothing, you have nothing to lose.

Be warned though, one day, you may look back and regret your life of nothing. You may regret not doing something. You may hate yourself for not making the most of what you had. You may realise that the people you once mocked for being different are the ones that you wish you once were.

Think about how shit that will feel. Right now.

Imagine coasting through life without a care in the world and then suddenly realising that your life of nothing meant nothing. You’ll have nothing. You’ll leave behind nothing. And you will mean nothing. If you are nothing, you will become nothing. That day will come, whether you like it or not.

So, what’cha gonna do? Carry on saying nothing, doing nothing and becoming nothing? Or are you going to do SOMETHING?

It’s never too late. Say SOMETHING. Do SOMETHING. Become SOMETHING. Right. Fucking. Now.

The world needs you. All rise.