Energizer — “Keeps going and going and going.” (No one—and I repeat: no one—can keep going. Not that I would know because I was curious and hid in your closet one weekend while the two of you gainfully and enthusiastically explored that possibility.)Famous Ad Slogans Are So Depressing1621Tommy PaleyMatt QuerzoliFollowAug 24, 2017 · 1 min readAnything over two minutes is selfish anyway. Right now I’m worried about the 45-second mark.