Dear Man Sitting Next To Me,

Dear Anastasia,

I am so sorry to hear. I hope they didn’t pass on any other dodgy genes. That’s not something you can take back to the store and say “Can I get a refund, please?” The no return policy is devastating in this regard.

I’ll get onto my feet stink right away.



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