Mass Media book work


  1. The first annual rutabaga eating contest was cancelled because of adverse weather.
  2. It is not alright to drink an excess of beer before going to a football game.
  3. “All knowledge is relative.” said Einstein.
  4. The capital of Louisiana located at 3722 Dagwood Rd.
  5. The Mayor refused to go along with the city council vote. “ I descent,” he stated.
  6. Madonna certainly has a flair for fashion; she always wears expensive outfits.
  7. The bomb destroyed Senator Kitsmoot’s bird cage.
  8. My bright green Chevrolet which is in the garage needs a new transmission.
  9. Knopke’s hilarious joke received laughter from the Midville City Council.
  10. Jones laid on the floor waiting for the job interview to begin.
  11. Horowitz, am Ethics Major, vowed to never compromise his principles.
  12. At the end of the book report, Haynes cited the world book as a source.


  1. The 25-year-old nab wept as he left Hattiesburg, Mississippi.
  2. This Nov. 1o will mark our anniversary.
  3. Don’t park the car on Rodeo Dr. Instead, park it on Davies st.
  4. They spent $130 to buy a new set of nose rings.
  5. Smoots moved to the north because the people there are so nice.
  6. At 7 this evening, there will be a rodeo in the Town Square.
  7. Yesterday, terrorists blew up their home on Melrose Street.
  8. 22 seamstresses were needed for the prom dresses.
  9. About 5% of the professors have lost their hair.
  10. After 2 feet of snow fell at his home in Ohio, Jones left.
  11. Ms. Smith bet $50 that her brother weighed more than a 1964 chevy.
  12. John Smith, the Governor of California, set his trailer on fire on Sept. first.
  13. A fire began on McDonald dr. When an oven exploded.
  14. During the 70’s, everyone wore bell bottom jeans to church.


  1. In August 1985, Davies rented a rutabaga stand in Georgia.
  2. Pomerantz tied the beehive to Senator Gramm’s hat.
  3. About twelve-thousand bunnies were killed in the explosion at Big Dave’s Bunny Warehouse.
  4. In the 80’s, Davies left the mid-west and moved to Loire Valley, France.
  5. Smoots brought two cups of coffee to the Governor.
  6. About 8% of the cantaloupes have been stuffed with rutabagas.
  7. Jones bet $40 dollars that his roommate had hidden the sandwich.
  8. The Three University professors share a house on 25th Ave.
  9. After 2 ft. of snow fell at his house in Ohio, Davies decided to move from the mid-west to the south.
  10. On Dec. 11th, all classes will be cancelled.
  11. Yesterday morning, the Mayor skipped her aerobics class.
  12. Davies drove two-million miles in his old Toyota Corolla before it blew up.
  13. Dr. Kildare said he had filed a malpractice suit against Marcus Welby.
  14. At 8 p.m. Governor Tucker of Arkansas will give a short speech in front of the Gorgas Library.
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