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Bashing The Saint without acknowledging its most quotable line (“So early! You guys want to get some coffee or something?”) is a tremendous disservice.

Is the movie ridiculous? Of course. 1997 also saw a James Bond movie where the plot revolved around a media baron STARTING A WAR so he could cover it exclusively. The 90s were crazy, man.

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