Now I’m confused. When did I say “bang”? It’s not a word I’d use unless it was in the British sense of “bang out of order” (meaning “seriously inappropriate”), or, (if I’m in a particularly slangy mood) “banged up” (meaning “incarcerated”).
I’ve never been concerned about being a beta male, (it’s okay, I know who I am and what my opportunities are) and I’m terribly sorry, but I don’t think I’ve ever suggested that I might want to touch you. I like to think I have better manners, and a better sense of propriety.
Please accept my apologies if I have offended you personally. I will refrain from commenting on stories in future, for fear of putting someone’s nose out of joint by, oh never mind.