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This is a little embarrassing. It reads like an ad. The Ringer has a major site sponsor in Blue Apron who is literally attempting to improve the manner in which high quality food is grown and distributed.

I guess it is notable that Domino’s Pizza decided to actually care that their pizza tasted like crap (after decades of indifference) in the face of rising competition. But a full length article heaping praise on them at every turn?

“The rush of fat and oil and robust tomato sauce and butter hit my tongue and light up my pleasure centers. Another bite. Another slice. A whole pie. Domino’s satisfies in a way nothing else can.”

Gross. Enjoy being fat.