Maximüs GrovesLex Luthor at the DC vs Marvel Roast BattleSo everyone is calling me an evil white man while Thanos is having secret meetings with the Red Skull? Clean your house, Marvel.Aug 28, 2018Aug 28, 2018
Maximüs GrovesHP Lovecraft on Jordan B PetersonThis was originally a tweet thread QT’ing this comment from Noah Smith:Jul 29, 2018Jul 29, 2018
Maximüs GrovesA Sonnet Through OkcupidShe listed being a fan of Firefly, Neil Gaiman, and Patrick Rothfuss and ended her profile with “You should message me if Shakespearean…Jul 29, 2018Jul 29, 2018
Maximüs GrovesBug Report Gets Too RealMonths ago I submitted this bug report through the Google Maps Android App:Jan 26, 2018Jan 26, 2018
Maximüs GrovesMortimer Smith Jr. at the Roast of Rick & MortyMister-Poopy-Butthole, you are too good for this world, and far too good for this family. You bring light to all you touch, and yet my…Jan 8, 2018Jan 8, 2018
Maximüs GrovesDr. Otto Octavius at the Roast of SpidermanDeadpool, your mind is as reliable as the reverse transcription of viral ribonucleic material into a host microorganism.Jul 5, 2017Jul 5, 2017
Maximüs Groves“Don’t Be Evil… Simplified”Aired 10/22/2032 19:00 ET — interview transcriptJan 19, 2017Jan 19, 2017
Maximüs GrovesI Am The InternetI’m a white knight on the red pill and my social justice microaggressions are not safe for work.Jan 9, 2017Jan 9, 2017