MaxHow Will/Can Chili Get It’s Groove Back?I’ve been fortunate enough to be working from home. I’m talking to my coworkers via a chat program. This has allowed me to communicate…May 14, 2020May 14, 2020
MaxRomano dogmeatI’m a Youngstown boy, and around here, we eat what is called a “Brier Hill Pizza.” This is made from a pizza crust, a thick red pizza…Sep 19, 2019Sep 19, 2019
MaxHorror Hosting, an art form that will die before I doHorror hosting has been on the way out for probably fifty years now, and will likely go completely extinct before I die. I don’t think…Sep 18, 2019Sep 18, 2019
MaxBreasterdayHe woke up and there weren’t any more breasts, and only he noticed. Just like in that movie “Yesterday,” only with breasts instead of the…Sep 18, 2019Sep 18, 2019
MaxGenerational TraitorsI think the most fucked up people I meet are consistently the millennials that hate other millennials. You know the type, they like cigars…Sep 18, 2019Sep 18, 2019
MaxOn Arthur Russel, Noise Music, and Why My Wife Hates Them BothA Venn diagram of my wife and I’s music taste would be two very long ovals with ilovemakonnen dead center. She hates anything too abrasive…Sep 16, 2019Sep 16, 2019
Maxa poem about sleeping in yr car, called “curled up where nothing can hurt me”Curled upSep 16, 2019Sep 16, 2019
MaxHow Monsters Under The Bed Worked When I Was A ChildMonsters under the bed are imaginary, so you have a lot of leeway with them. I’m using the term “monsters under the bed” to mean “the…Sep 16, 2019Sep 16, 2019
MaxBeard CopThis is an unfinished body horror-comedy I was writing on a beard enthusiast facebook group to troll them. There’s some really rough spots…Sep 13, 2019Sep 13, 2019
MaxMy issues with the Amazing Johnathan Documentary on Hulu, and my proposed countermeasure.The Amazing Johnathan Documentary on Hulu is fuckin’ wild, but it’s also everything wrong with documentaries as they exist today. They…Sep 13, 2019Sep 13, 2019
