How To Enjoy Jared Kushner

Max Armstrong
Jul 24, 2017 · 1 min read

Jared Kushner is President Donald Trump’s Senior Advisor and he looks like the oldest child I have ever seen.


You will be seeing his face in the news more than you already due this coming week. He is being asked questions this week in regards to the Russian Investigation. But how can you enjoy him while he takes over the headlines?


First: Mute Your TV

The simplest way to enjoy him immediately is whenever he is talking on TV mute it. I personally have not heard him talk ever and it is fascinating to just think about what his voice be like. He looks like Beaker from The Muppets so I assume he just meeps.


Second: Imagine He is Two Small Children

Now that you are speculating about his voice is it high pitched? You don’t know, now picture he is two children on top of each other trying to sneak into an R rated movie underneath a trench coat.


Hopefully, this will help you enjoy the depression that is the current state of American politics. Below are some visual aids to help you get started.


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