Last call at the bar
[Tap out
in the 4am]
She who nobody wanted
she who nobody wants
bottom of the barrel
Cinderella’s too ugly stepsisters
Mammy
Jemima
Massa’s concubine
Half Miss Mary’s other
half who she couldn’t
live without
‘She family’
She who sweeps the pedestal
She who licks the toilet bowl
Housekeeper
Nanny
Jerk-master
Mac-Maid
Cocksucker
Prostitute
Hoe
Slut
Whore
Whoresluthoe
Mama’s got the blues gal
Gal
Gal least likely to be chosen
Gal last likely to be seen
Gal least likely to be asked
Gal least likely
Wallflower
Bubble butt Jackie
Big lip Shaneequa
The but that never joins sentences
conjunctions sentenced in absentia
‘3-strikes You’re out!
Let’s play ball!
A terminal case of *igger-itis
abolished…
