What the fuck is this shit.

In a world with no shoes, socks are everywhere. One must fathom the phantom’s way of dancing in the sun with the sky behind the moon and the worlds near the mexican hat store.

Other things that use darts are not going to be mentioned in this article but will be brought up by the fantastic four during the marathon. Do not run, but walk, to the nearest exit when backpacks are thrown in the sky. The dogs are shadows in the walls. Money in the banana stand can’t be used outside the house where lights are fighting. Too many words and not enough substance causes articles like this to be written. Jumbled language you say? I hear not!

There are two men in this world. The one that dances with the moon, and the other that farts with the wind. We must make room for both; each without the other might make one thing to use more hot sauce with Chipotle burritos. There can’t be any reason to remember the words from this post, why aren’t you to agree with that sentiment?

I smell peanut butter. I don’t know why, where it is originating from, or whether I will consume it or not in the near future. What I do know is a monkey has hair. And hair, that’s something.

I’m thinking of how to finish this fantastic post, but I don’t think there is a good way. So I will continue to ramble with the thoughts that come through these hands.

Please consider eating pies when possible. Pies are great. First you make it, then you eat it, then you are happy. And that is how logic works. The functioning methodogies that grant wisdom through esoteric ramblings are only good to gain freedom from demonic possession of your soul. Do not fear! For this is how the aliens plan to steal our pies! We must protect pie!

Also, a note on aliens. They like Will Smith. A surprising fact, but non-the-less a fact that I just made up.

I can’t wait till this timer hits because I have no real ideas for a blog post and am just using this tool to write something so it looks like I’m actually being productive. It’s not bad.
THERE ARE OTHER WAYS TO DANCE TOU THE WINDOW OH MY GOD

So the takeaways are, pies, aliens, dancing, buy a mexican hat and learn how to choose foods that hold you in high regard.