PinnedMatt BrennerLove Thy Neighbor, Just Shut the Window AfterHow green grass and haulin’ ass brought me to church one morning.Dec 26, 2022Dec 26, 2022
PinnedMatt BrennerBaby All I Want for Christmas…is a StalkerSometime in early July, right after the 4th maybe, the Christmas season fires up. You can always tell because that’s when Target begins…Dec 20, 2022Dec 20, 2022
PinnedMatt BrennerHeart Like a Wrecking Ball; How This One Building Changed Your LifeGoodbye my old friend.Dec 18, 2022Dec 18, 2022
PinnedMatt BrennerHow To Die LaughingDeep into the putrid bowels of purgatory, down the hall from Hitler’s room, and around the corner from the office where those people who…Dec 16, 2022Dec 16, 2022
PinnedMatt BrennerBeginning Writers: Don’t Focus, Just Say F**k It!Get up right now and walk over to your bathroom mirror, then stand directly in front of it. Now, open your mouth wide, VERY wide, take your…Dec 14, 2022Dec 14, 2022
Matt BrennerThey’re Just Photos AfterallIn the ether, we’re all just a little burned.Apr 28, 2023Apr 28, 2023
Matt BrennerPandering to the Lowest Common DenominatorForce yourself, to write for yourselfDec 21, 2022Dec 21, 2022
Matt BrennerDecember Layoffs: The Gift That Keeps on Giving“Deck the halls with un-em-ployment…”Dec 10, 2022Dec 10, 2022