Bad Poem
Feb 24, 2017 · 1 min read
By: Mary Clare McAleer
I love to ski
It’s the happiest I’ll ever be
In Illinois, I’m as lost as a snowflake by the sea
I like skiing among the trees
Hopefully I don’t freeze
Like an old man with heart disease
Who ate too much cheese
Skiing is like a kid trying trapeze
Snowboarders are as bad as goat cheese
They’re as annoying as bees
Or maybe a barking Maltese
But they think they’re as cool as Hercules
Skiers have the freedom of the seas
We can ski from the trees
To the greens
All with ease