Blog Post Comments — Annoyance or Comedy Goldmine?

There it is again…

133 new comments on our company blog. I guess we forgot to turn off the comments for a few of our posts. Well, let’s delete those and remove the comments feature for those posts. But hold on, I feel good today, let’s take a look at those comments.

I mean, with that many comments, there’s bound to be something of use or a real comment. Right?

Let’s see…the first comment in the queue

Their adorable comfy bird faces are somewhat some sort of trademark that can conquer all of the hungry green pigs.

Now let’s not forget the most important period — lunchtime.
Lots of land bound birds produce extremely one of a kind arrangements of shapes
and color patterns in dimensions that are unrivaled.

Hmm… The next one…

I was so confused about what to buy, but this makes it unabtsrdndaele.

another

Apnearptly this is what the esteemed Willis was talkin’ ’bout.

You are so awesome for helping me solve this myyerts.

I could watch Scrhdnlei’s List and still be happy after reading this.

Whoa! That took a strange turn. Dark comedy fans would enjoy the rest of these comments. I even decided against posting a few of these.

When was the last time you took a moment to read your spam comments on your blog? I promise you that it will be entertaining. Ironically enough, your spam comments will never see the light of day online, but they’ll do more for you than you ever know.