I can so relate to this whole paragraph, but THIS blows me away.
Randomly Me
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Cardinals rock, Randomly Me! I saved a big male swan sitting by the road yesterday, chased out of the pond by the Alpha, Spartacus. Oddly enough, his name is Bully, and the two go at constantly but he would have been hit by a car for certain. He was so freaked out, poor guy. So was I, in truth.