I take this cake to be my wedded dessert,
to have and to eat,
from this fork forward,
for buttercream, for moose,
for chocolate, for vanilla,
in second servings and in possibly thirds,
to love and to cherish,
till crumbs do us part,
according to Bakery Chefs’ holy ordinance;
and thereto I pledge thee my sweet tooth desires to this sugary goddess.