There are a lot of these troll coding articles going around but this one is still not bad. Kudos for going to the effort to make actual joke code samples.

My fear would be that junior developers would look at this, not realise it is satire, and actually do CSS like this. Perhaps put a disclaimer in saying it’s a joke and that no experienced front-end developer would ever do anything like this because it is awful to implement, awful to maintain and dropping the “C” from CSS gives up all its power, that this is not front-end but a dead-end.