Once upon a time, there was a Majestic dog named Doge. Doge was full of life and could often be found laughing, partying, or even making a few millions through the love of his life cryptocurrency.

Everyone cheered for him when he showed off his riches on popular websites and social media platforms. But, in 2022, things took a turn. The stock market burned and crypto chads learned that taking profits was the key to success. All little Doge could do was watch in tears as the fed raised rates and markets nuked.

The bear market hit, and Doge felt the full force of it. He soon found himself out of money and his options were scarce; he had no choice but to accept a new job at MCdonald’s and become known as McDOGE.

That’s why now you’ll find Doge not living the flashy life he once did, but working behind the counter at one of the busiest McDonalds in town. With no restaurant experience to speak of, and what revealed itself as an intense love of fast food as opposed to fine dining, it is no secret where he ended up.

At first people were surprised to see McDOGE suited up in the iconic polo shirt with the golden arches across the chest—but soon they realized that beneath the kit still lay the same edgy young crypto enthusiast they’d all first met many years ago. His wealth dwindled but his spirit remained strong! He’s happy to be with his fans while they eat their burgers and fries—even if they don’t recognize him as who he is anymore: The original crypto kingpin himself, McDOGE!