Let me get this straight, is Beyoncé your teacher, your preacher or both?

I’m retired and taking home more now than when I worked. No TV, no moby phone, no car, no girl, (figures), a 1 bedroom Chelsea coop, no mortgage, no noisy neighbors, 2 decent coffee tables from someone’s garbage and I too am miserable. Perhaps because I have 40+ years on Paulette Perhach.