Suburban writer, muse, teetotaler, and life-long class clown.
On the patio near Colony 751a99f3
The mystifying Blue Bowl of Liquid (BBL) has lured hundreds of ants to their deaths, in spite of widely posted (and conflicting) ant-posted warnings. The Blue Bowl of Liquid contains “water”, a substance found only in THAT BOWL…
The first of many worrisome Donut shenanigans began on the first night she arrived…
I have a few personality flaws to work on now that I’m off the sauce and have a lot more spare time. Quite a few, really. A VERY LARGE NUMBER of them, if you really want to know.
One of them is road rage- I’ve got it, got it bad. I’m the bug-eyed asshole with bulging…