Hey there, Slack. This won’t be easy, but it’s for the best.
Slack, I’m Breaking Up with You
Samuel Hulick
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https://youtu.be/A66ierfTCUQ?t=19s
Gwen: I’m sorry George.
George: I don’t understand. Things were going so great. What happened? Something must have happened.
Gwen: It’s not you, it’s me.
George: You’re giving me the “it’s not you, it’s me” routine? I invented “it’s not you, it’s me”. Nobody tells me it’s them not me, if it’s ANYbody it’s me.
Gwen: All right, George, it’s you.
George: You’re *damn* right it’s me.
Gwen: I was just trying to…
George: I know what you were trying to do. Nobody does it better than me.
Gwen: I’m sure you do it very well.
George: Yes well unfortunately you’ll never get the chance to find out.