I was feeling insecure, then i met a cabbage.
[passes the joint]
Cabbage: “bro I don’t smoke i’m a healthy food”
Me: “oh my bad, sup with you tho?”
Cabbage: “just thinking 💬”
Me: “about what?”
Cabbage: “it’s kinda personal. I just don’t feel good about being so layered and stuff“
Me: “but that’s so cool about you bro”
Cabbage: “Cool? Its literally hot. Idk how to say it I am shaped like a titty, that too one with silicon”
Me: “but all these layers means you have a personality dude”.
Cabbage: “What do I do with personality when I taste bad? look at my cousin spinach, he is so famous”
Cabbage: “I wish I were a woman in Afghanistan, I would get some respect for wearing all these layers”
Me: “Come on you’re way better, who likes iron or Taliban anyway?”.
Cabbage: “My cousin got a whole cartoon about her and I don’t even get an ad”.
Me: “Yea, Popeye was great”
