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I’m Punxsutawney Phil, And I’ve Been Shadow Banned

I have a forecast for all you snowflakes out there.

Jan 31

I’m Punxsutawney Phil, And I’ve Been Shadow Banned

Jan 31

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Your Health Insurance Company Has Outsourced Their Open Enrollment Decision Tool to a Magic 8 Ball

My reply is, that sounds like a “you” problem.

Jan 22

Your Health Insurance Company Has Outsourced Their Open Enrollment Decision Tool to a Magic 8 Ball

Jan 22

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It’s Time We Stop Working In Silos, Because It’s Inefficient And Corn Dust Keeps Jamming The Printer

We are working diligently to address the unanticipated problems associated with working in large, tall buildings meant solely for breaking d

Oct 7, 2024

It’s Time We Stop Working In Silos, Because It’s Inefficient And Corn Dust Keeps Jamming The Printer

Oct 7, 2024

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Make the Yuletide Straight

It’s time to put the deity back in Yuletide!

Dec 16, 2024

Make the Yuletide Straight

Dec 16, 2024

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I Didn’t Vote Because I Don’t Like to Get Involved in Politics, and Now I’ve Determined the…

Although Trump acts like a jackass and was terrible in Home Alone 2, I had my reservations about Harris as well.

Nov 15, 2024

I Didn’t Vote Because I Don’t Like to Get Involved in Politics, and Now I’ve Determined the…

Nov 15, 2024

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Other Weather Phenomena Democrats Are Developing

Fog that turns people gay.

Oct 15, 2024

Other Weather Phenomena Democrats Are Developing

Oct 15, 2024

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How Could Something Like This Happen in a Country Where Something Like This Happens Every Day?

A white, male, lone gunman with an AR-15 assault rifle carried out a mass shooting, killing one and injuring at least three others, last…

Jul 22, 2024

How Could Something Like This Happen in a Country Where Something Like This Happens Every Day?

Jul 22, 2024

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Presidential Debate Questions Reframed as Golf-Related So Maybe The Candidates Will Passionately…

Should golfers or parents and doctors make medical decisions for children?

Jul 8, 2024

Presidential Debate Questions Reframed as Golf-Related So Maybe The Candidates Will Passionately…

Jul 8, 2024

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How To Open A Jar Of Pickles

Try inexplicably switching to your weaker hand when your dominant one can’t do it.

Dec 30, 2023

How To Open A Jar Of Pickles

Dec 30, 2023

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The Only Thing I Am Guilty of is Giving a Heterosexual, Gender-Conforming Handjob in Public

How dare they judge me for literally doing the thing I falsely accuse them of doing?

Sep 22, 2023

The Only Thing I Am Guilty of is Giving a Heterosexual, Gender-Conforming Handjob in Public

Sep 22, 2023

Meg Reid

Meg Reid

Satire & humor writer who contributes to The Onion, McSweeney’s, Reductress, Points in Case, The Weekly Humorist, The Belladonna, End of the Bench & more.

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