AVGN Theme Song Full

[Verse 1]

He’s gonna take you back to the past
To play the shitty games that suck ass’
He’d rather have a buffalo Take a diarrhea dump in his ear

He’d rather eat the rotten asshole ‘Of a roadkill skunk and down it with beer

[Chorus]

He’s the angriest gamer you’ve ever heard
He’s the Angry Nintendo Nerd
He’s the Angry Atari/Sega Nerd
He’s the Angry Video Game Nerd

[Verse 2]
When you turn on your TV
Make sure it’s tuned to channel 3
He’s got a nerdy shirt
And a pocket pouch
Although I’ve never seen him write anything down
He’s got a Power Glove
And a filthy mouth
Armed with his Zapper he will tear these games down

[Chorus]
He’s the angriest gamer you’ve ever heard
He’s the Angry Nintendo Nerd
He’s the Angry Atari/Sega Nerd
He’s the Angry Video Game Nerd

[Bridge]
He plays the worst games of all time
Horrible abominations of mankind
They make him so mad he could spit
Or say “cowabunga? Cowafuckin piece of dog shit!”[²]

[Verse 3]
They rip you off and don’t care one bit
But this Nerd, he doesn’t forget it
Why can’t a turtle swim?
Why can’t I land the plane?
They got a quick buck for this shitload of fuck
The character’s names are wrong
Why’s that password so long?
Why don’t the weapons do anything?

[Finale]
He’s the Angriest Gamer you’ve ever heard
The games suck so bad he makes up his own words
He’s the Angriest most pissed off gaming Nerd
He’s the Angry Atari/Amiga/CD-i/ColecoVision/Intellevision/Sega/Neo Geo/Turbo Grafix 16/Odyssey/3DO/Commodore/Nintendo Nerd
He’s the Angry Video Game Nerd