21. Asking when dinner will be ready.
OMG, Classical Sass , this is truth.
A male massage therapist friend told me, in his experience, women are completely different on the table than men. The women are all, “Sure that hurts, but go for it.” The men are all, “Oh! Ow! Stop!” He’s convinced it’s bc #cramps and #childbirth.
I’m, “Ya think? All around you are women acting completely normal when all they want to do is curl up in a ball and make it go away.”