Are you saying I am a hypocrite?
The American Philosopher
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Ah, the Socratic method. Such a philosopher.

In answer, I will say I would like to witness you defend a traffic violation:

“Officer, are you saying I’m speeding? If so, is there anyone is not?”

After he recovers from the confusion caused by your grammar, I’m quite certain he will issue a ticket.

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